Ian (whispering): Hey! You made it!
Oscar (whispering): Yeah, sorry for making you wait! I got held up by a teacher interrupting my sick fucking pirouettes.
Ian (whispering): You know the more you say you can do a pirouette, the more I think you're lying.
Ian (whispering): It's like that time you said you saw big foot stealing the smores at camp.
Oscar (whispering): He did! He even peaked into the tent, the smug jerk!
???: Can I have everyone's attention please!
Oscar (grumbling): Of course, you would.