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OSCAR GREEN

- Surprisingly, not green.

- Good at sports, this includes e-sports.

- Has nightmares of walking up in the middle of Ohio.

- Has no recollection of the past four years.

- Proudly ignorant about potatoes.

- Hypochondriac but only in the best way.

- Often seen staring at large boulders.

- Finally understands the ending to the movie Inception.

- Looks like a butterfly, stings like an MMA fighter.

- Large and in charge, just like her talent.

- Always has a prank up her sleeve.

- Has full telekinetic control of her hair.

- Singer's his name and singing's his game.

- Has never tasted an avacado once in his life.

- Attends the rival school of Valley Adjacent High, Mid-Valley Prep.

- Understands that her name is a pun.

- Believes octopi are aliens.

- Saves every fortune cookie fortune.

- May or may not be Italian.

- Very much older than tweleve years old.

- Believes in the power of Five Gum.

- Men like him come in an... adequate supply.

- Very much a fan of air conditioning.

- Always crumping when no one is watching.

- Always carries a spare lighter.

- Gets high on the words of the lord.

- Has been confused for Ragae Skeletor more than once.

- Never duplicated, some might even call them unique.

- Has found some of their wigs.

- On their merry way to legendary Broadway.

- Foregets her birthday sometimes.

- Brought her dog to school and hasn't seen it since.

- Always polite and always uncomfortable.

- Favorite animal is the moose.

- Is a red head if you believe hard enough.

- Has been missing for six years.