> OSCAR: QUESTION AERIAL ASSAILANT.

OSCAR: Are you okay?
???: Um.. Depends on what you mean by okay.
OSCAR: How'd you even fall from up there?
???: Long story, but if anyone asks, it didn't involve rainbows or pots of gold.
OSCAR: I'm not sure anybody would think about those things when it comes to people falling from the ceiling.
???: Well, I'm sure people would have came up with worse; me being a secret Leprechaun and accidentally growing between the floor or some sort of Irish stereotype.
OSCAR: Not sure I remember secret Leprechaun shifters being an Irish stereotype.
???: Well, anyway, mind helping a fellow freshman in need? I'm pretty sure I have a concussion and according to my teacher's syllabus, anything damaged from the neck up is a pre-existing condition and not worthy of early dismissal either.
OSCAR: Sure. What fellow freshmen are for.

> GO BACK. || > OSCAR: HELP FELLOW FRESHMAN.